Saturday, January 19, 2013

National Be A Self Righteous Asshole To Smokers Week

Greetings! Sorry i've been away. I have been spending my recent days job hunting, which is kind of like fishing in the desert only you don't catch as many fish. I am trying to find a job that will not trample on my soul, but will support my addiction to things like food and water. My current job only supports my water addiction because water is free.

I write today in honor of national "Be A Self-righteous Asshole To Smokers" week. The purpose of this week is not to get smokers to quit, but to feel superior for being a non-smoker.  I have even designed some cards to hand out to smokers:

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